About 10 minutes into my set last night, a “woman” in the front row pulled out her tit. She held it out & pointed it at me while scratching underneath. She had done her first ever open mic set earlier in the show.. I really wish I recorded THAT. Normally my act consists of jokes and crap, but it took me a few minutes to get her ferret-like mammary out of my mind. Enjoy.

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